I need a new spellchecker...

I've been lazily using G. for a spellchecker for too long. Worked fine until today when, not remembering if there was a double "z" or double "r" or both in "bizarre" I just asked him to spell it for me and he obliged, apparently dead serious: "t-i-t-s p-u-s-s-y a-s-s"...

Delia

P.S. yes, we both rolled laughing -- I guess I'll keep him as my personal jester :) D.

G's calves continue to get rave reviews from both genders

female (new to the group): "oh, my... G.'s got some of those Popeye calves!"

rough looking guys hanging out at the mall:"better not be messing with *that* guy!"

(nothing like overhearing these things to make me feel safe)

Delia

P.S. maybe I should wait until he falls asleep and claim them as "MINE!" :)