I keep forgeting where I am...

went to the local liquor store (small Southern town) and serenely asked for Kirschwasser for cherry clafoutis, white peach puree and Prosecco for Bellinis... the store owner behind the counter looked more and more puzzled until he stopped faking interest and exploded into a rolling laughter..."Lady, you are not gonna find any of that stuff here... ha ha ha..."

Delia

P.S. the guy looked like I made his day...